iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

Fuck.
Not fuckhggjlll
Not Fuck fuckity Fuck fuck fuck
Not Fucking Christ
Just Fuck.

gamboozled:

keips:

And then Slick ruins the moment:

I’m a puddle of goo ughh…

A cabbage patch cat

(Source: salty-eyes)

Who dare goes through my old posts

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

ollivander:

vaganto:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

This is my chance

HEY GUESS WHAT INTERNET

I WILL SEE ANY CHANGES YOU MAKE TO MY POSTS

SO KNOCK IT OFF

plumpfisk:

the month of may is all about daft punk - i can’t wait

source

adolph-zolanski:

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